Lost: 2 "snowboarders", last heard to be in the Banff region of Canada. Both have long flowing locks of hair, one brown, one black. Jonny is the youngest and he likes to wear caps, Mike is the older scraggier version of Jonny with black hair, he likes to take off his clothes and show people his willy. Both of these "snowboarders" like beer and Mike also likes weed. If anybody see these boys please can you make sure they get a nice hot meal and stroke their hair, they like that.
Thankyou
(This has been a public service announcement on behalf of Yellowsnow)
hey, some body tell them that if they make it to whistler they should make for one of the coffee places as there is an actual live specimen of one of the snow board club founders working there, one dave squires. check him out he's small and fricking good at riding.
