Ok, listen up kido's, theres a busy week and a bit of drinking and fun coming up so I will say this only once (you might get an email to, so I'll end up saying it twice but fock it)
Ok first up.
This wednesday it's our annual club photo, outside the library at 4.00pm. And when I say 4.00pm I mean 4.00pm, if your late you won't be in the photo! Infact we are meeting there at 3.45 to get everyone orgasnised so be there early! It'll be like a big phat school photo to show your parents your cooler than they are! If they didn't know already! Don't ask us how much they'll cost cause we haven't got a clue, we'll find out on wednesday. And you have to represent, so bring all your gear along if you want to, we need to look like boarders so wear your googles on your heads and the baggiest threads you have. I'm taking my board and you can to!
And then this weekend:
For those of you who know him, Jez the old bugger is turning 30 this year but unfortunately will be in NZ doing a summer season when his birthday hits so he's having a phat old party with bouncy castle this Sat 14th of May. Should be epic! Can't really invite anyone but if you've heard about it i'll see you there!
It was Ben's birthday last week to. He turned 24 last friday and a part from getting throuwn out of Kaos cause he was to pist he's gonna be celebrating it with a big phat barbeque and summer toy fest (frisbees, footballs, all that stuff) on the common on Sunday. Give him a bell (07971285704) to find out what's happening before the weekend although after wednesday cause he hands in his dissertation then and he's still working his ass off! The more the merrier!
Then next week, this is where it get busy:
On Tuesday 17th Dizzy Rascal Bumbascwat is turning 22 (old bitch) and she's having a massive party at her house on Milton Rd, tell all your mates and get everyone round for jokes and beer. Give her a call to find out all the details (07790110030) DJ Timmy is gonna be playing tunes all nite and I think theres a bbq in the garden (can't guarentee that)!
Ok, then on Weds 18th Lara is gonna be 23! (even older bitch) Don't know what she's doing but I'm sure they'll be loads of beer and weed involved!
Theres more:
On Thursday 19th, my mates band are playing in Soul Cellar. They are a hip hop outfit called Creative Control and they kick ass, will be about 4squid to get in (sorry no other form of shellfish will be taken a currency) and it'll be an awesome night, they've got 2dj's head to head as well as a live band accompanying them!
Then on Fri 20th it's the Summer Ball, that'll be a fuking giggle! Everyone in dresses and suits getting pissed in a field! Wicked! Bring on the cider!
And finally, on Sat 21st theres a comp a Calshot called Gnar Tea & Chicken! It's a girly based comp but there wil be a boys comp too and will be phat, its gonna be a rail only affair so it should suit all us boys (and girls) and be the perfect hangover cure to the week!
I think thats it, if not then I don't care cause I'm sick to death of typing!
But seriously, If I miss anyone's midweek shizzle (due to not being a lazy student anymore), hope it was/is grand and i'll see you at the weekend events.
