Can any one help me find my Sherm
He went missing a few days ago and has not come home for his usual feed.
He is a larger sized sherm of the lesser spotted variety with lovely long hair and the cheekiest smile. He answers to the name of andy, but can be aggressive if approached in the wrong manner.
I like to come up on him from behind and penetrate his rectum in order to passify him, you might want to try this approach.
If any one sees or is able to catch my sherm please return him to me iimediately, there will be a substantial reward involved.
Many Thanks
Simon