A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,"Well, how was it?" The guy says......... "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." P.S. If anyone has ideas for the last ever garden party, drop them on here and we'll consider the possibilities. Gotta organise tunes and all sorts of ****. Plus we should decorate the garden too, make it look special. And if anyone is up for helping clean it up afterwards we would be more than grateful. Luv Sherm
Well it would have been nice, and alot of fun, but alas I can't be fuct! You can dress up if you like but as its this saturday and I haven't done f all to organise this thing, I've got to much to try and sort out anyways I can't be bothered. My moto at the moment is k.i.s.s... keep it simple, stupid. It saves alot of hassle in the long run.
But don't be disheartened, it's still gonna be sick, we'll still get blasted and have loads of fun, all while we say goodbye to best backyard, in the world!!!
Luv Sherm
P.S, I'm serious now, if anyone would like to help me do this that would be great , hint hint. And any ideas etc, gimme a msg: wisegimp@yellowsnow.com
i only wish we could have met a little more often, that night i rode you was something special, i felt we were as one, we connected, never before and never again will i feel so loved. your beautiful, with your steep, white, narrow transition flowing down to your perfect, peach of a kicker and then your long, hard, shinning, bent pole. i can see you need to be treated with care and respect but with an equal amount of aggresion.the way you moaned as my board slid frontside and backside over your exposed rod. and if i wasn't concerntrating on you as much as i should have then you used to push me off and down into the light prickles that surround you. but we are both leaving soon, and now full of regrets i realise i should have made the effort to see you more. although our rampant session was a spur of the moment thing one late saterday nite, i feel we must say our goodbyes. i know youve been with many other riders and i may not mean as much to you as they. but this saterday nite im not gunna be as passionate as before.there wont be as much tenderness. im gunna ride you like the filthy bitch you are. your gunna get dun by us all in this orgy of riding you. theres guna be several of us all giving it to you like you deserve. your gunna be screaming for more as we all take turns on top of you. there may be casualties as always expected. but this maybe the last time anyone will ever get to know your body as intimatly as the few who have been there. i know a lot of guys, and a few women who saw you in that magazine. i think you should have had the centrefold because you do more for me than victoria sylvestdt in the rival magazine playboy. you need to realise that you are desired by thousands and lusted after. but only a select handfull have had the pleasure of your beauty. and after this orgy we have you must remember dr.mike rhodes frankenstein, sherman eagor and simon for your creation but dont forget toby and gareth and the others who even if being tea boys they stil helped create and nurture "THE GARDEN". ive gone on long enough. i hope you wait in anticipation as i will be on the night you get a proper roasting. ill be thinking of you.
nick
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cna one of you fine house members please see that the garden gets my love letter. i just need to know that it knows how i feel.hahaha. i should be there at your dope ass party muthafukkas giving all that is baines. even though it aint fancy dress are you gunna have a pumpkin about the place. i mean cut out with a candle in it? that'd be damn cool yo.peace
Of course I will pass on your letter, I imagine the garden will feel very emotional as I read it to her. I gave her a bit of a spanking last nite, she wasn't happy cause I had neglected her for a while, she was a bit dirty, needed a few leaves brushing off and even had a dead hedge hog at the end of her! (I flicked it next door with a handy off cut of chipboard) But I had soon tamed her again and was slaming down on her once more, she's gonna get a roasting on sat so I'm spending the time this week warming her up. Don't wanna break her to early in the evening do we!
If you would be kind enough to invite Phillip along on saturday, he is also very welcome and I'm sure would like to ride her once more. And he is also a lovely chap.
P.S, of course I'm gonna get a pumpkin!
P.P.S, if anybody out there reading this has any fairy lights etc, could you bring them along on sat, I'll love you forever. Peace B
i haven't got any lights but im sure siy will prance around like a fairy if you ask him. shall we bring anything you know like cheese and pineapples on sticks, i started to make the egg and cress sandwiches and the jelly has not set yet, what about a pass the parcel or even musical chairs, sleeping lions and even ring-a-ring-a-roses...just a few sugestions nothing serious but a party isn't a party with out cake and a goody bag dont you reckon.
I got a beer pump and a keg if you cheap lot are up for paying about £1.50 a pint. Also got a 1,000 watt speaker system, just need someone to disk jockey and microphone control. Also garden heaters are only about £15 to hire if you like
Dear Nick, 
