My name is Tarquin and I shall be attending a rather spiffing learning establishment in Southampton commencing this coming September next what.
Father has been on at me constantly for eons to extend my friendship base beyond my immediate family and suggested some sort of snow-based activity be appropriate.
I feel this would be a grand opportunity to meet some of you crazy kats, I must say I've always been one with the ladies myself, although my only sexual experience was with my second cousin Agnetha, who was somewhat hairy for my likeing.
I do hope we can get along, father would be so proud of me, perhaps I could even get him to attend your Jim Jam, personaly I choose silken sleepware, but aknowledge that modern pyjamas are made to an enormously high standard.
I hope to enjoy your company, and perhaps even a Pimms, soon.
(that's my crazy side showing!)
