it seems that people are losing interest in the forum, so i have decided to make up some banter, as everyone knows that when you run out of things to say the conversations tend to end up being about subjects such as, poo!
i took a real satisfing POO! this morning it was like giving birth to a small child, i figuar as a male it is the closest i will ever get to that experince, which leads me natrualy on to the subject of experiancing child birth and Poo at the same time, that must be satisfing although a little messy, and its a pleasure a woman can only experiance.
Indeed how dare they kep this fun experience to themselves! As a male i also find the finer things in live take place while having a crap. Like England scoring in the rugby final, and experiencing a power cut. What a wonderful subject, i do hope there are other like minded people with some views
On the same subject, it's is common while giving birth for the said "lady" (although I think they lose this prestigious title while in labour, have you seen the pictures, it's not pretty) to actually **** herself while pushing incredibly hard to expel the foetus from her tight c*nt!
Oh wise one...its common knowledge as our role as 'Doctors' that before the bitches are giving birth they are fed laxatives to **** out all their ****e...otherwise us docs would be covered in ****e nigga!
