Mike if you read this not sure if i can go on holiday cos i proper snapped my collar bone in rwo places tonnight on dryslope. bollocks. happy christmas yellow snow mahooosiv big up
Yo, you lot are all a bunch of girly wusses. I went to Xscape in Milton Keynes yesterday and sqaushed my right plum on the pomma lift. Not only did it hurt but i think my chances of havin kids just got slimmer.
Hope you all had a proper crimbo. see you all soon
Gotta spend news years f-in eve in hospital all day getting a metal plate put in my collarbone. it will be the best new years ever yes,. big up have a good new year massive and crew.
Yo yo, me bam bam fatty blunt changin mammas, whas hapening yo'll!
Check me badself, spent 270 on a spanking nu dominant, rudeboyz, I can rock me jezza jones impressions from shake down to the fullest you no!
Anyways, enough talking like a TWATIN****HOLE, more BALLSINHAND. Hope you seasonairians are all alright and pimpin it up rude boy style, you know I'm luving yo'll flavours! Take it easy say hello to yourselves and everyone else from me, hope you had a merry chrombo (I keep talkin like the police dude from allo allo) und a happi nu yeau.
Luv shermerangarangoertron (I just made that name up, it sounds too cool for skool, don't you think weasel boy!)
P.S Ben has now got exclusive footage of the sherminators penis, if you ask him very nicely he might put it on the web! Or EBAY!
