Just a quick note to get the kippers on and the tea brewing, i touch down in the ass end of London, precisely one month today! Thats 30 days, 720 hours 43200 minutes....**** dawg. I shall be getting to Saaff Ampton as soon as i can get hold of a car and get onto the M27. Is there any regular meeting places happening at the moment, socials that are solid or what, drop me a line with the dealli-o.
Wish me luck as driving on the left may prove more hazardous that i remember so i may be arriving at the general hospital as a first stop.
Much love, drop me a line to garethincanada@yahoo.com to let me know where peoples are living and hanging etc...that means you sherm and ben!
I did not forget about you.....you are the kippers of which i speak dear boy! I have something of yours to return to you from the Banff days so i will need and want to see you soon. I am looking at going back to banff on the 1st of november, i going to rent a car from victoria, get the ferry and do the awesome drive through the rockies.....proper ****in bo with a capital PROP!
Anyway fat boy, ill be debriefing with you shortly
Oi, you c u n t f u c k e r. Opon yonder hill cries a young maiden, who since hearing of your eminant return has gone all weak at the knees and has become weteth in her undergarments, due to the approach of yo' sexy ass! She loves it up her, she does. Plus due to weteth undergarments she ist leaving snail trails all over the bloody shop. You nose it, bugger.
So when ist this arrival due to taketh place young skiboarder, I must wipe the floor clean from her goo until you arrive, this is taking up valuble study time, which due to mine own addiction to the holyest of resting in thy crib is restricted anyways. I have a lecture to go to in 5 mins.
After typing what was meant to be a short email, my life story which you did hear was of enough to warrant some kind of response on the emither, you C U N T F U C K E R.
love sherm aka automaticdiggertron
(isn't my new name cool, I'm hung over to f u c k)