I Love...

Date: Oct 6, 2003

I Love...

Date: Oct 6, 2003

The bidding is at £3.67 a month, any advance on that Craig.

Date: Oct 7, 2003

Do I get any say in this?

Probably not, so I'm gonna need some hot sluts to start bidding.....

Date: Oct 7, 2003

I love sherms motherfu6king arse ass well, I think its CUN7ING awsome, but i get free demonstrations of depth, width and flavour every night in return for rent.

See you all down the arse rapeing socials

Luv Siy

Date: Oct 8, 2003

his ass is mine

Date: Oct 9, 2003

RE: I Love...

Date: Oct 9, 2003

Nick do i hear you bidding 7 full pounds for shermans cute backside, i think so!
hope you realise you cant go back on a bit
The money that you will so kindly be handing out will be going to the yellowsnow pension fund,
cheers buddy.
unless anyone wants to go higher!
personaly i think sherms ass is worth more than that, if i wasn't so skint i would be a tough bidder to beat, but as nick beat me on the first bid i was royaly f*cked!

What do you reckon sherm SOLD!? or you wanna keep going after all you will be nicks bitch!
you decide
xx

Date: Oct 10, 2003

nah man i dont think any bodys uped the bid after my £3.77 a week av they. thats gotta be one mean*gimpkeepinmuther****er**thats gunna pay more than £7. and if n e one does, then ill buy the wooden spoon for you to bite on sherm my man, coz you'll be takin his length to the balls.

n e way why aint no fine ladies been biding on this rareity.

if he gets one woman bidding on his as then ill put my ass up for rent too.(not sur wot ive let myself in for here.....)

Date: Oct 11, 2003

Hello Sherman, I am a hot slut complete with tits. Maybe I could buy your ass for £7.50 a month, all I want is to use it as a pencil case to keep a few sharp pencils and my 12" ruler.

/hope you can accomodate my lead.

x x x x

Date: Oct 11, 2003

Sherm.....

I am not willing to bid real money for your ass, but i am willing to make a fair exchange. How are you fixed for a loafer, left handed table tennis bat, three wine gums and 55, 000 empty pots of asda economy furniture polish?

Let me know if we have a deal, you can cntact me on www.shermsanaldribblings.com/tallandskinny/cottaging/otang-a-gram/20%20%3000%/goatsee

Date: Oct 15, 2003

I hate to put a damper on preceedings here folks but i am afraid that you re throwing around good money.

Unfortunately for you all, Sherms Ass belongs to me untill his back rent is cleared!!!!!!

Therefore if anyone would like to exchange ownership of sherms ass, back rent to the value of £55 Million needs to be made payable to Simon Joyce Property enterprises so that i can take over the world Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Date: Oct 15, 2003

Sorry Guys but at this spectacular point i have to make the call....

SHOTGUN!

As you are all aware, under the international rules of 'shotgun' i now have first dibs on the wise man's sphincter!

Unfortunaltly that leaves the winner of this auction, with a freshly jousted, dribbling A-hole fresh for a felching ... sloppy seconds if you like.

in my opinion this will increase the value of said product, but other may disagree.

Date: Oct 15, 2003

**** the shotgun rule! I'll put a G down now for Shermans tender Asshole - Sherman you're gonna love it...Im gonna stick a knob of butter up you & your hot ass will melt it all over my man baps then Im gonna baste you like a turkey.

Date: Oct 15, 2003

is that a G as in Gesus (gareth to you sir) or a G as in bling bling dollar bills?

Date: Oct 15, 2003

I love the fact that the biggest debate on the N E W Forum is who is going to bludgoned sherms ass hole untill it bleads and sweats profusely

See you all tonight for some rampant snowboard style anal penetration at the calshot mountain of jib heaven??????

Date: Oct 15, 2003

yeah but everyone knows sherman has the sweetest ass in the south. I vote someone creates a website devoted to his ass and each week there is a new photo whereby his fans choose an 'instrument' to stick up his a-hole. Creammmmyyy........

Date: Oct 15, 2003

he is like GOATSEE............

Yummee!

Date: Oct 16, 2003

Sherms ass is on the web

goto www.thewisegimp.bravehost.com

i shall update it and make it funky as soon as possible!!!