you know neville from academy? - yeah you know! the big bad bouncer who pretty much hates everyone and will try and kill you if you so much as look at him in the wrong way? yeah him and he also owns half the "muscle" in southampton...
... well ... last night fatty and my good self featured heavily in the academy night spot... toward the end he mounted one of my friends (we'll call him matt) in a jokey banter kind of way, a little bit of rough and tumble if you like... they fall to the floor in a heap and are duely thrown from the premises by said boncer dudes... fats gives it the customary tel-a-vive and strolls off.
Matt on the other hand takes great offence by this ejection and starts argueing with the man himself...
and he says ...
"neville i know someone who fu*ked your daughter, she is dirty as f*ck"
