Y'all niggas who have heard about the new Death Row newsletter - get ready for some banter to the highest Levels! I need a 'progress' chart from everyone like Jizza sent out last night so that each week we can update the progress of our sex pestering (sorry - no gays allowed). And contributions need to be sent to me...stories of sex related cock-ups are always welcome too....infact im forseeing that 99% of the newsletter is gonna be made up about failed conquests / embarrassing **** ups / and general abuse. Peace.
im going to do a 'clinic' so any problem re. love and or romance then let me know and ill make up some shizzle or take it straight outta dierdree's case book, whatever it will be good.
and if you dont ill just make them up and put your names to the 'letters' anyway so there!
Yeah but which poor ****ers gonna get picked on first? I know that the Bainsmeister General is nigh on guaranteed to have some form of sexual problem that he needs help with...although my kids gettin some true gangsta lovin from that bird in Bournemouth...****in rock on nigga! Here's a tip - if she is getting too noisey & your mums next door - gag her but pretend that its a 'game'...please note...ALWAYS pretend that its a 'game' otherwise lockdown is almost always on the line!
hahaha. well i used the line " that wasnt your adverage dose of cum coz i gave you a 3rd more" and im not jokin i did say that. she laughed. i want a serious part in an adult at 14 section in death row as i feel i have excelled in that field as so many of you know. also i think jizza's got some efforts to contribute of late. my table of progression (of lack of it) will be on the editors desk shortly.
yo my third bollock aint that bad nigga. i layed it on her and she was like aww bless does it hurt and i was like nah just looks fukcin wierd.haha. hows your lady at the GUM clinic fats. you two still tryin to make a go of things.haha. peace death row ya'll!!
Im trying to get together issue 1 for friday...I need more **** to put in it thought....sherman - any news from the 'shires? Also Im looking into getting the 5tretch t-****s printed up on a major scale - courtesy of Mike Rhodes - the niggas a genius! Been talking to a company about bulk orders cos I've got the logos & fonts etc - just need the orders to come in & i'll fix em'. looking at about £15 for a t-**** with proper prints on, any colour t-**** & logo / 'saying'.
